Must be seen to be believed: our cretinous, illiterate, imbecilic, obtuse, phlegmatic, vacuous president incapable of answering a question. (found via Parabasis.)
GB: I'ma gonna call up the secretary and say you've brought up a valid question. That's how I work...I'm a..I'm a...I'm a...
Puppet is the word I think you're groping for Mr. President. Guess no one had their hand up your ass that day.
Crazy Japanese game shows check here and here. (found via Mike Doughty.)