Friday, May 26, 2006

File Under Life Changing Event

You're in your home. A fairly secluded place. It's about 11pm. You hear rocks hitting your front window. You go outside to check it out. A guy puts a gun to your head and asks where you keep your expensive cars. You don't have any. He takes you inside and tapes you to a chair. Ties up your wife. Cue movie images now. Wife manages to get herself untied and calls the police. Relieves you from the chair. Police arrive. Helicopter and dog search begin shortly.

2 comments:

Ehrlend Swift said...

I thought that part of my life was over. You've touched off all the old memories. Thanks Piefurcation!

E. Hunter Spreen said...

Funny you should bring that up. This neighbor is the inspiration for 611.