O P E N L E T T E R S

Check out the open letters to people who are unlikely to respond section of McSweeny's. Here's a sample:

AN OPEN LETTER
TO MY NEIGHBORS A FEW
BUILDINGS AWAY IN MY
APARTMENT COMPLEX.

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Dear Occupants of 55-D,

I would just like to let you know that a few nights ago, while walking my dog, I ate one of your azaleas. I had just had a few glasses of wine, a lovely 2002 Napa Valley Cabernet, and I noticed how much more beautiful your azaleas were compared to the others in the neighborhood.